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Krishna kare to rasleela,
Hum kare to character dheela,
Krishna mein dikhte vishnu aur brahma,
Hum mein jag ka sabse nikamma;

Krishna gopiyon ke vastra churate,
Hum to kewal door se takte,
fir bhi Krishna ke bhajan tum gate,
aur humko tane aate-jate;

Krishna ki hajaro gopiya,
hum to chahe ek hi sita,
fir bhi Krishna ki padhte tum gita,
aur humko kahte to naspita;

Krishna ne Radha se ki bewfai,
fir bhi kaha na unko harzai,
humne kabhi na chhoda tumhara dupatta,
fir bhi kahti ho ullu ka paththa.

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye...

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo
apne dil ki Hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
apne chehre se ruswaai ka Error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to bataao
Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chaahat dil main rakhte hai
Warna aap jaise Software to bazaar main bikte hai
Roz raat aap mere sapno main aate ho
mere pyar ke Mouse ko ungliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata hai
Par beech main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai
Aur karaaogi hamse kitna intezaar
Hamare dil ke Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar
Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
Apke nakhre apne dil pe Bang ho gaye
Do PC judte judte Hang ho gaye.
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalna aap ki woh style
Aapki adaaon ki hamne Save kar li File

Jalne ko aag kahte hain,bujhne ko raakh kahte hain,
Aur tumhare pass jo missing hain jaani,
Use hindi me dimaag kahate hain....

Tum us chilman se dekho hum is chilman se jhanken,
Tum us chilman se dekho hum is chilman se jhanken
Tum us chilman se dekho hum is chilman se jhanken...
Lagaa do aag chilman ko na tum jhankon na wo jhanken...

Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.
Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
Door se dekha... to Baarish ho rahi thi
Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya


Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha......
Door se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.......
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa......


Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise???

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
yahan likhana mana hai.
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Khuda kare hasino ke bap mar jayen
Bahana ho maut ka aur ham unke ghar jayen.

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main
100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai, tab uthaa leta hoon...


kabootar ke do par
(wah wah)
kabootar ke do par....
ek idhar ek udhar


Ja raha tha jindagi ki raah me galib ki mod aaya
(bahut khoob)
to ja raha tha jindagi ki raah me galib ki mod aaya

aur mein mud gaya.


aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare


Gali mein doolhe ka chera buland tha
Jab sehra utha ke dekha…ek bazaar band tha.


Humne unki yaad mein ro-ro kar tub bhar diye.
Wo itne besharam , usme naha ke chal diye.


Teri julfey yu lehra rahi hai...
Teri julfey yu lehra rahi hai...
Jaise koi bhains poonch hila rahi hai...


Kaash jo tehre chehre pe, chechak ke daag hote,
Chaadn to tu hai hi, sitare bhi saath hote!



Teri jheel si aankho mai doob jaane ko dil chahta hai,
Magar kya karu, tera chashma beech mai aata hai!


Chhup gaye saare najaare, oye kya baat ho gayi,
Dosto, abhi pata kar ke aata hoo kya baat ho gayi!


Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye saala idhar hawa kyon nahi ayaa!...Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le...

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.


Wo Gulab hi kya hai jisme laali na ho
Wo Gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali na ho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI na ho
Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali na ho
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi ??


Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....